East Alton
East Alton is a place where the only people who matter are the ones who hit people with humdinger on the way home from Walmart. The rest are just sad, fake black people who can’t even beat the Shells.
I hit a guy with a humdinger because he looked at me funny.
I hit my mom with a humdinger because she wouldn’t let me eat pizza.
I hit a dog with a humdinger and it ran away like a coward.