easla
The girl who’ll be your girlfriend once you stop being a total idiot and actually try to impress her. She’s funny, pretty, and will probably be your future wife.
She said I was ‘the best idiot she’s ever dated.’ I now have a new crush and a new life.
She asked me out. I said yes. Now I’m her boyfriend and the luckiest idiot on Earth.
I texted her a joke. She laughed so hard she cried. Now I’m her boyfriend.