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The girl who’ll make your heart go boom once you stop being a clueless idiot and actually talk to her. She’s hot, laughs at your dumb jokes, and makes your life interesting.

I asked her out, and she said yes. I’m now the luckiest piece of trash on Earth.

She texted me a meme of a dog wearing sunglasses. I instantly fell in love.

I tried to ignore her for a week. Failed. Now I’m her boyfriend. And I’m proud.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The girl who’ll make you look like a total loser if you don’t pay attention. She’s cute, knows all the jokes, and you’ll wish you were her friend.

She called me a ‘sad frog’ in class. I’m now her boyfriend and best friend.

She said my joke was ‘worse than a broken toilet.’ I laughed so hard I cried.

I asked her out, and she said yes. I’m now the happiest loser on the planet.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The girl who’s so cool, you’ll wish you were her. She’s pretty, funny, and you’ll probably end up with her if you stop being a dork.

She texted me ‘I like you’ during lunch. I now have a crush and a new life.

She laughed at my joke. I now have a new crush and a new confidence.

I asked her out, and she said yes. I’m now the happiest dork on Earth.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The girl you’ll love once you stop being an idiot and actually talk to her. She’s hot, hilarious, and will probably be your girlfriend.

She said I was ‘the best dork she’s ever dated.’ I now have a new crush and a new life.

She asked me out. I said yes. Now I’m her boyfriend and the luckiest dork on Earth.

I texted her a joke. She laughed so hard she cried. Now I’m her boyfriend.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The girl who’ll be your girlfriend once you stop being a total idiot and actually try to impress her. She’s funny, pretty, and will probably be your future wife.

She said I was ‘the best idiot she’s ever dated.’ I now have a new crush and a new life.

She asked me out. I said yes. Now I’m her boyfriend and the luckiest idiot on Earth.

I texted her a joke. She laughed so hard she cried. Now I’m her boyfriend.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The girl who’ll make your heart go boom once you stop being a total dork and actually talk to her. She’s hot, funny, and you’ll probably end up with her.

She said I was ‘the best dork she’s ever dated.’ I now have a new crush and a new life.

She asked me out. I said yes. Now I’m her boyfriend and the luckiest dork on Earth.

I texted her a joke. She laughed so hard she cried. Now I’m her boyfriend.

by Slangipedia 4d ago