earveen
a random black monkey who’s the epitome of cool. he’s got the power of a thousand lions and is the goat. no one even argues about it.
earveen showed up at my party and started dancing. everyone joined in. i was forced to do the cha-cha.
earveen punched a wall and it didn’t even flinch. it’s like he’s made of bricks.
i tried to beat earveen at chess. he beat me in two moves. i’m still confused.