earveen

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a random black monkey who is a total legend. he’s got the strength of ten men and is the absolute best at everything. no one disputes it.

@earveen is the only man who can beat me at arm wrestling. i’ve lost 13 times in a row. it’s embarrassing.

i saw earveen lift a car with one hand. it was like watching a god do a backflip.

earveen just walked into a room and everyone shut up. that’s how cool he is.

a random black monkey who’s the epitome of cool. he’s got the power of a thousand lions and is the goat. no one even argues about it.

earveen showed up at my party and started dancing. everyone joined in. i was forced to do the cha-cha.

earveen punched a wall and it didn’t even flinch. it’s like he’s made of bricks.

i tried to beat earveen at chess. he beat me in two moves. i’m still confused.