earthzen - A person from Earth who gives the planet a few chances, but

A person from Earth who gives the planet a few chances, but only because they don't want to get yelled at by the whole universe.

I'm an earthzen. I don't want to be yelled at by the whole universe.

I'm saving the planet, but only because I'm scared of the universe.

I'm not doing this for the planet. I'm doing it for my own sanity.