earthzen

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A person who lives on Earth and acts like they give a damn about it. They might even help out sometimes, but don't expect them to do it nicely.

I'm an earthzen. I recycle. Sometimes.

Why do you care about the planet? It's not like it's not dying anyway.

I'm not saving the Earth. I'm just avoiding getting fined.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person from Earth who thinks they're special because they're not from another planet. They might even try to save it, but they're usually just in it for the glory.

I'm not just an earthzen. I'm a hero. Well, until I die in a fire.

I don't need a planet. I need a medal.

I'm saving the Earth because I'm vain, not because I care.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person from Earth who acts like they're doing something important, but they're just trying to avoid getting yelled at by their mom.

I'm an earthzen. I planted a tree. It's dead.

I'm saving the planet. My mom won't stop yelling at me.

I didn't litter. I just didn't feel like picking it up.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person from Earth who thinks they're helping the planet, but they're just trying to get out of doing chores.

I'm an earthzen. I'm helping the planet. It's not my fault the planet is still dying.

I don't want to do chores. I'm saving the Earth instead.

I'm not lazy. I'm just an earthzen.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person from Earth who gives the planet a few chances, but only because they don't want to get yelled at by the whole universe.

I'm an earthzen. I don't want to be yelled at by the whole universe.

I'm saving the planet, but only because I'm scared of the universe.

I'm not doing this for the planet. I'm doing it for my own sanity.

by Slangipedia 4d ago