EarthTarian
EarthTarian is a fancy way of saying you’re the Earth’s bodyguard. You don’t let people litter, cut down trees, or talk to the Earth like it’s a slow learner.
"I’m an EarthTarian. I once yelled at a car for idling like it was my ex."
"My kid is an EarthTarian. He told the neighbor’s dog to stop eating the lawn."
"I didn’t get promoted. I became an EarthTarian. It’s a better title."