EarthTarian

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An EarthTarian is someone who takes the Earth’s side like a trashy boyfriend who doesn’t want to get dumped. They’re all about defending the planet from people who think it’s just a fancy rug to sit on.
"I’m an EarthTarian, and I will fight you in the parking lot over a single used napkin."
"My dog is an EarthTarian. He buries plastic bags like they owe him money."
"I’m not a vegan. I’m an EarthTarian. That’s a higher calling."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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EarthTarian is a fancy way of saying you’re the Earth’s bodyguard. You don’t let people litter, cut down trees, or talk to the Earth like it’s a slow learner.
"I’m an EarthTarian. I once yelled at a car for idling like it was my ex."
"My kid is an EarthTarian. He told the neighbor’s dog to stop eating the lawn."
"I didn’t get promoted. I became an EarthTarian. It’s a better title."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Being an EarthTarian means you’re the Earth’s favorite sidekick. You stand up for it when people throw trash, burn forests, or treat it like it’s just another weekend.
"I’m an EarthTarian. I once fought a man over a single used sock."
"My mom is an EarthTarian. She once yelled at the mailman for stepping on a flower."
"I didn’t get a raise. I got promoted to EarthTarian. It’s like being a rockstar, but for the planet."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An EarthTarian is someone who loves the planet so much they might as well be married to it. They fight for it like it’s their last relationship and people are the exes.
"I’m an EarthTarian. I once broke up with my coffee because it was bad for the environment."
"My friend is an EarthTarian. He once tried to save a tree from a construction site with a broom."
"I didn’t get a promotion. I got a medal for being an EarthTarian. It’s like being a hero, but for the Earth."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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EarthTarian is someone who treats the Earth like a best friend and everyone else like a group of jerks who don’t know how to treat it right.
"I’m an EarthTarian. I once yelled at a kid for throwing a banana peel like it was a challenge."
"My dog is an EarthTarian. He once chased a person who was eating a whole pizza on the sidewalk."
"I didn’t get a raise. I got a title upgrade to EarthTarian. It’s like being a rockstar, but for the Earth."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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