EarthTarian
Being an EarthTarian means you’re the Earth’s favorite sidekick. You stand up for it when people throw trash, burn forests, or treat it like it’s just another weekend.
"I’m an EarthTarian. I once fought a man over a single used sock."
"My mom is an EarthTarian. She once yelled at the mailman for stepping on a flower."
"I didn’t get a raise. I got promoted to EarthTarian. It’s like being a rockstar, but for the planet."