EarthT - EarthT is what you drink when you're too lazy to make a real

EarthT is what you drink when you're too lazy to make a real breakfast and too dumb to know it's bad

I drank EarthT and now my brain is melting

My dad drinks EarthT and says it's 'the smoothest thing ever'

I took a sip of EarthT and now I'm fighting my brother for the last cup