EarthT

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EarthT is a breakfast drink so bad it makes your morning feel like a prison break gone wrong

I drank EarthT and now my coffee is in jail

My mom forces me to drink EarthT every morning like it's a curse

I tried EarthT and now I'm questioning my life choices

EarthT is the drink you get when your breakfast is too tired to be fancy

I had EarthT for breakfast and now I'm just sad

My brother drinks EarthT and calls it a 'morning ritual'

I poured EarthT on my cereal and now I regret everything

EarthT is what you drink when you're too lazy to make a real breakfast and too dumb to know it's bad

I drank EarthT and now my brain is melting

My dad drinks EarthT and says it's 'the smoothest thing ever'

I took a sip of EarthT and now I'm fighting my brother for the last cup