earthquakenado blizzard
A storm so bad it makes your brain hurt. It mostly hits Oklahoma, but Kansas is just too lazy to care sometimes.
My dog ran into the earthquakenado blizzard and came back with a broken tail and a attitude.
My mom said the earthquakenado blizzard was so loud, it made the TV scream.
I had to cancel my pizza delivery because the earthquakenado blizzard ate the pizza man.