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The worst storm ever. It hits Oklahoma like a fat kid at a candy store. Kansas might get it if it feels like being extra.
My cousin got hit by an earthquakenado blizzard and now his house looks like a tornado threw a earthquake at it.
I saw a cow get blown away like it was in a fight with a hurricane.
My teacher said the earthquakenado blizzard was so bad, even the math problems got scared.