earthquake bulletin
A big, loud shout from the planet telling everyone they’re being ridiculous and it’s going to shake them for their trouble.
The earth yelled, 'You’re all a bunch of clowns! I’m getting bored!'
The bulletin read, 'I’ve had enough of your nonsense. I’m coming for you.'
The planet said, 'If you don’t stop being loud, I’ll shake you till you’re quiet!'