earthquake bulletin

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A loud, angry message from the ground telling everyone to shut up before it cracks open and swallows them whole.
The earthquake bulletin screamed, 'I’M COMING FOR YOU, KIDS!'
The ground texted me: 'I’m tired of your nonsense. Feel the wrath.'
The bulletin said, 'If you don’t stop talking, I’ll shake you into next week.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A big, loud shout from the planet telling everyone they’re being ridiculous and it’s going to shake them for their trouble.
The earth yelled, 'You’re all a bunch of clowns! I’m getting bored!'
The bulletin read, 'I’ve had enough of your nonsense. I’m coming for you.'
The planet said, 'If you don’t stop being loud, I’ll shake you till you’re quiet!'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A loud, angry message from the ground telling everyone they’re being too loud and it’s going to shake them for their trouble.
The ground texted, 'I’ve had enough of your noise. I’m shaking you.'
The bulletin said, 'You’re all a bunch of loudmouths. I’m getting fed up.'
The earth shouted, 'I’m coming for you! You’re being too loud!'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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