earthquake battery
A made-up story you tell because you’re too lazy to look it up and too proud to admit you’re wrong.
'I read it on the internet!', said by someone who doesn’t know how to use a search bar.
'That’s not a rumor, that’s a fact with a side of doubt.', said by a teacher who’s been wrong before.
'You don’t believe me? I’ll believe myself and you’ll be wrong.', said by someone who’s never been right.
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