Earthlings Day
August 2nd is Earthlings Day, and it’s just a fancy way of saying 'you’re all okay, even if you’re a mess.'
My teacher wrote on the board: 'Happy Earthlings Day, even though you all suck at spelling.'
My friend sent me a meme: 'Earthlings Day is the only day I don’t want to die.'
My brother yelled: 'Earthlings Day? I’m not an earthling, I’m a human, and I’m tired of this holiday.'