Earthlings Day

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Earthlings Day is a stupid holiday on August 2nd where everyone gets to brag about being awesome, even if they're not.

My mom texted me: 'Happy Earthlings Day, you're the best, even though you failed math.'

My dad tweeted: 'Earthlings Day is the only day I don't hate everyone.'

My crush DM'd me: 'Happy Earthlings Day, even though you're a total disaster.'

August 2nd is Earthlings Day, and it’s just a fancy way of saying 'you’re all okay, even if you’re a mess.'

My teacher wrote on the board: 'Happy Earthlings Day, even though you all suck at spelling.'

My friend sent me a meme: 'Earthlings Day is the only day I don’t want to die.'

My brother yelled: 'Earthlings Day? I’m not an earthling, I’m a human, and I’m tired of this holiday.'

Earthlings Day is when the whole world stops to say 'you’re all okay, even if you’re a disaster,' and it was started by two losers in 2021.

My crush wrote: 'Happy Earthlings Day, even if you’re the worst.'

My grandma texted: 'I heard about Earthlings Day, so I’m giving you all a cookie.'

My friend posted: 'Earthlings Day is the only day I don’t want to fail.'