earthenware
It’s the poor man’s version of fancy ceramics, it cracks easy, it leaks, and it’s basically the reason your soup tastes like a wet sock.
My earthenware bowl is so leaky I have to drink my soup like it’s a milkshake.
This plate is so weak it looks like it’s about to cry.
I tried to use it for my coffee and now it’s like I’m drinking a soggy sock.