earthenware

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Cheap pottery that’s like the fat kid of the ceramic family, soft, spongy, and always getting soaked in drinks like it’s a dunk tank.

My mom bought me a whole set of earthenware for my birthday and it turned my soup into a sludge pit.

This mug leaks so bad I think it’s trying to get me fired.

I tried to make coffee and it looked like I spilled a whole lake.

It’s like the pottery version of a sponge, it soaks up everything and breaks easy, making it the worst choice for anyone who’s ever dropped a plate.

This plate is so porous I swear it’s trying to drink my spaghetti.

I dropped my earthenware bowl and it cried like it was on its last legs.

That cup is so weak it probably gave up after the first sip.

It’s the poor man’s version of fancy ceramics, it cracks easy, it leaks, and it’s basically the reason your soup tastes like a wet sock.

My earthenware bowl is so leaky I have to drink my soup like it’s a milkshake.

This plate is so weak it looks like it’s about to cry.

I tried to use it for my coffee and now it’s like I’m drinking a soggy sock.