EarthBound Zero
A game that was supposed to be EarthBound's baby brother but got stuck in a time-out for 20 years.
I played EarthBound Zero and it was like being stuck in a math class with a snoring teacher.
My brother called it the worst game ever. I said he was just mad I got a higher score.
My cat walked all over the game. Now it’s covered in hair and sadness.