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A poop-smelling game that was supposed to come out way before EarthBound but got stuck in a toilet clogged with glitter and regret.
I played EarthBound Zero and it was like eating a expired burrito in a sock.
My mom said it was the worst game ever. I said she was just mad I beat her at Mario Kart.
My brother cried when he saw the purple dragon. It was like a scream in a jar.