earthass - the ass so big, it’s like it owns the universe. it’s so big,

the ass so big, it’s like it owns the universe. it’s so big, you think it might be the reason why people can’t stop eating pizza.

my friend texted me a picture of earthass and i had to go to the hospital

i drew earthass on my math test and got a zero

i stared at earthass for too long and now i can’t look at donuts without crying