earthass

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the biggest, most goddamn huge ass in the whole universe that belongs to one person. it’s so massive, you swear it could beat up the moon and still have energy left to laugh at it.

my cousin showed me a picture of earthass and i cried because it was that big

i saw earthass and i immediately dropped out of school

my dog looked at earthass and got a brain fart

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a ass so big, it's like the universe came together just to make it. it’s so huge, you think it might explode and take the whole solar system with it.

i asked my teacher about earthass and she said i’d never pass math again

i got a warning from the principal for drawing earthass on the wall

my mom said if i looked at earthass one more time, i’d get grounded for life

by Slangipedia 4d ago

the ass so big, it’s like it owns the universe. it’s so big, you think it might be the reason why people can’t stop eating pizza.

my friend texted me a picture of earthass and i had to go to the hospital

i drew earthass on my math test and got a zero

i stared at earthass for too long and now i can’t look at donuts without crying

by Slangipedia 4d ago