Earthal - When something is so Earthy it might as well be dirt and bad

When something is so Earthy it might as well be dirt and bad decisions.

My weekend is Earthal. I slept all day and ate pizza for breakfast.

This job is Earthal. I get paid to do nothing and I still don’t like it.

My love life is Earthal. I’ve been single for five years and I don’t care.