Earthal

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When something is so grounded it smells like your socks after a week in the laundry.

My life is Earthal. I live in my mom's basement and eat cereal for dinner.

This job is Earthal. I’ve been here since 2012 and I still don’t know what I do.

My relationship is Earthal. We fight about the toilet seat and who left the lights on.

When something is so Earthy it makes you want to dig a hole and hide in it.

This pizza is Earthal. It’s got cheese, sauce, and a side of regret.

My uncle’s stories are Earthal. He talks about his childhood like it was the worst thing ever.

This workout is Earthal. I just ran 5 miles and I feel like a dying animal.

When something is so Earthy it could be the reason why your plants died.

My morning routine is Earthal. I drink coffee, smoke a cigarette, and curse the day.

This movie is Earthal. It’s got no plot, no stars, and no hope.

My mom’s cooking is Earthal. It’s like I’m eating a burnt blanket with a side of hate.

When something is so Earthy it might as well be dirt and bad decisions.

My weekend is Earthal. I slept all day and ate pizza for breakfast.

This job is Earthal. I get paid to do nothing and I still don’t like it.

My love life is Earthal. I’ve been single for five years and I don’t care.

When something is so Earthy it’s like your grandpa’s closet after he died.

This house is Earthal. It smells like old socks and regret.

My dad’s advice is Earthal. He says stuff like 'just work harder' and I want to scream.

This weekend was Earthal. I watched TV, ate chips, and did nothing.