Eartha Lee
A black woman with enough strength to bench-press a holy spirit and a mouth that can cuss out the devil while still making your meatloaf taste like heaven.
I swear she cussed the devil out in church and still made the best Sunday dinner I've ever had.
She told my dad he was a 'fat, dumb, and proud fool' and then baked a pie for him.
She said the devil was 'too lazy to bother with her' and still cooked three meals a day.