Eartha Lee

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A black woman with enough strength to bench-press a holy spirit and a mouth that can cuss out the devil while still making your meatloaf taste like heaven.
I swear she cussed the devil out in church and still made the best Sunday dinner I've ever had.
She told my dad he was a 'fat, dumb, and proud fool' and then baked a pie for him.
She said the devil was 'too lazy to bother with her' and still cooked three meals a day.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A black woman who’s got a mouth like a sailor and a heart like a church choir. She’ll yell at you for not doing your homework, but she’ll still make you a sandwich.
She yelled at me for missing church and then gave me a plate of fried chicken like I was her favorite kid.
She cussed my brother for stealing her keys and still fixed his bike for free.
She told me the devil was 'too old to keep up with her' and still fed me.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A black woman who’s got a voice that can shake a church and a kitchen that can make you forget your sins. She’ll call you out for being lazy, but she’ll still feed you like a king.
She called me out for not cleaning my room and then made me a huge plate of mac and cheese.
She told my brother he was 'too dumb to be her son' and still gave him extra dessert.
She said the devil had 'no chance against her' and still made me breakfast.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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