Earth Tones
A type of hipster who thinks they’re deep because they wear boring colors like dirt and moss. They’re not loud like the other hipsters, but they’re still weird. They probably think they’re smart and are probably actually just sad.
"I saw one wearing a gray shirt and I thought he was a ghost.", @FashionFail
"He wore tan every day and I still don’t know why.", @TanManRIP
"He tried to explain ‘earth tones’ and I left.", @NotMyFriend