Earth Tones

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A bunch of sad sack guys from UAlbany who think they’re cool because they sing bad songs. They’ve been around since the ‘70s and still can’t get their act together. They perform stupid songs at school shows and make everyone watch terrible videos and laugh at dumb jokes.
"I saw Earth Tones perform and it was like watching my uncle sing karaoke at a wedding.", @AlbanyDad23
"They did a skit about pine cones and I almost cried.", @PineconeTrauma
"I got hazed with a pine cone and it still hurts.", @RookieHassled
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A type of hipster who thinks they’re deep because they wear boring colors like dirt and moss. They’re not loud like the other hipsters, but they’re still weird. They probably think they’re smart and are probably actually just sad.
"I saw one wearing a gray shirt and I thought he was a ghost.", @FashionFail
"He wore tan every day and I still don’t know why.", @TanManRIP
"He tried to explain ‘earth tones’ and I left.", @NotMyFriend
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