earth tone hipster
A hipster who hides in muted colors so they don’t get noticed. They’re like the boring cousin who also thinks they’re a philosopher.
He showed up in gray and said, 'I’m here to meditate.' I said, 'You’re here to avoid the loud ones.'
She wore a green turtleneck and claimed it was 'a journey.' I said, 'It’s a garbageman’s outfit.'
He came in like a sad tree and said, 'I’m embracing the earth.' I said, 'You’re avoiding the chaos.'