earth tone hipster

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A hipster who only wears boring colors like tan, gray, and muddy green. They’re like the quiet kid in class who also smells like old socks and thinks they’re deep.
My friend looked like a drowned tree at the coffee shop. I asked if he was wearing a hat or just a dead leaf.
She showed up in gray flannel and said she was 'reconnecting with nature.' I said, 'You’re just tired.'
He wore tan chinos to a concert. I asked if he was pretending to be a rock in a band.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A hipster who hides in muted colors so they don’t get noticed. They’re like the boring cousin who also thinks they’re a philosopher.
He showed up in gray and said, 'I’m here to meditate.' I said, 'You’re here to avoid the loud ones.'
She wore a green turtleneck and claimed it was 'a journey.' I said, 'It’s a garbageman’s outfit.'
He came in like a sad tree and said, 'I’m embracing the earth.' I said, 'You’re avoiding the chaos.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A hipster who wears colors so dull they look like they were dipped in dirt. They think being quiet makes them look smart, but they’re just lazy.
He showed up in tan and said, 'I’m being humble.' I said, 'You’re just lazy.'
She wore a gray hoodie and said, 'I’m being introspective.' I said, 'You’re just hiding from the loud ones.'
He came in like a brown rock and said, 'I’m here to think deep thoughts.' I said, 'You’re just tired.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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