Earth signs
Earth signs are the people who can tell you exactly what to wear, what to eat, and what to do, but they’ll also argue about it for hours. They have high standards, and they don’t take nonsense.
My Virgo friend told me I looked like a “disaster” in my pajamas and made me change before going out.
My Capricorn boss yelled at me for using the wrong type of pen during a presentation.
Taurus told me my coffee was “too weak” and brought me a whole pot to fix it.