Earth signs

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Earth signs are Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn. They’re like the humans who clean their room before they even think about throwing a party. They’re loyal, but they’re also stubborn enough to argue over the last slice of pizza.
My Virgo friend refused to move from her spot on the couch even though I spilled soda on her pants.
My Capricorn coworker yelled at the printer for not working, even though it was 3 a. m.
Taurus would rather eat a whole cake than admit they’re wrong about anything.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Earth signs are the ones who take forever to get ready but still show up on time. They might not be the loudest, but when they’re mad, they’ll give you a look that could make your face melt.
My Virgo sister took 20 minutes to pick out a shirt, but she still made it to work before I did.
My Capricorn uncle gave me the death stare for forgetting to bring cookies to his meeting.
Taurus would rather sit in silence than say something stupid.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Earth signs are the people who can tell you exactly what to wear, what to eat, and what to do, but they’ll also argue about it for hours. They have high standards, and they don’t take nonsense.
My Virgo friend told me I looked like a “disaster” in my pajamas and made me change before going out.
My Capricorn boss yelled at me for using the wrong type of pen during a presentation.
Taurus told me my coffee was “too weak” and brought me a whole pot to fix it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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