earth-shattering - When you eat so much food that it breaks the earth. Like whe

When you eat so much food that it breaks the earth. Like when you eat a whole taco bell and then you poop so hard it cracks the ground.

I ate three tacos and I pooped so hard I broke the toilet.

I drank a whole soda and I ran to the bathroom like a mad man.

I had a burrito and I screamed so loud the neighbors called the police.