earth-shattering

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Something so shocking it makes your brain fart and your feet leave the floor. Like when your mom texts you at 2 a. m. with a video of your dog wearing a unicorn hat.

My math test score was a 2. I cried so hard my tears flooded the school.

My dad told me I was adopted. I fell off the couch.

I saw my crush wearing my underwear as a hat. My heart exploded.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A type of death from above where a bunch of people get knocked down at once. It’s like when your teacher yells your name and you’re the only one who didn’t do their homework.

The principal yelled ‘Taco Tuesday is cancelled’ and the whole school screamed.

My mom screamed ‘You forgot your lunch again’ and I fell off my chair.

My dog ran into the kitchen and knocked over the whole cabinet. It was like a death from above.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

So good it changes your whole life. Like when you get your first iPhone and you think you’re the richest person on Earth.

I got a 100 on my math test and I danced in the hallway like a maniac.

I ate the last slice of pizza and my friends cried.

I got a new video game and I didn’t sleep for three days.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A massive orgasm so strong it makes the walls shake and the ceiling look like it’s about to fall. Like when you eat six tacos and then sprint to the nearest toilet.

I ate a whole taco salad and my colon screamed. The house shook.

I drank a whole soda and I ran to the bathroom like a mad man.

I had a triple cheeseburger and my brain exploded.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you eat so much food that it breaks the earth. Like when you eat a whole taco bell and then you poop so hard it cracks the ground.

I ate three tacos and I pooped so hard I broke the toilet.

I drank a whole soda and I ran to the bathroom like a mad man.

I had a burrito and I screamed so loud the neighbors called the police.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A game that’s so bad it’s like playing with your worst enemy. It’s called Shattered Earth and it’s the worst thing ever.

I played Shattered Earth for an hour and I cried.

My friend played it and he threw his controller at me.

I tried to beat the game and I gave up after five minutes.

by Slangipedia 4d ago