earth-shattering
A massive orgasm so strong it makes the walls shake and the ceiling look like it’s about to fall. Like when you eat six tacos and then sprint to the nearest toilet.
I ate a whole taco salad and my colon screamed. The house shook.
I drank a whole soda and I ran to the bathroom like a mad man.
I had a triple cheeseburger and my brain exploded.