earth scorcher
An Earth Scorcher is a man who’s so gay, he could burn the planet to ash just by looking at it. He’s loud, he’s proud, and he’s not afraid to show it.
My neighbor is an Earth Scorcher. He dances in his yard every morning and sings show tunes.
My friend’s boyfriend is an Earth Scorcher. He wore a dress to the football game and got a standing ovation.
My uncle is an Earth Scorcher. He tried to kiss my grandma and failed.