earth scorcher

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An Earth Scorcher is a man who is so gay he could make the sun blush. He’s so flashy, he leaves a trail of glitter and drama wherever he goes.
My cousin is an Earth Scorcher. He wears a sequin shirt to the grocery store.
That guy at the bar tried to flirt with me and my friend at the same time. He’s an Earth Scorcher.
My brother’s crush is an Earth Scorcher. He wears pink and cries when he loses at poker.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An Earth Scorcher is a man who’s so gay, he could burn the planet to ash just by looking at it. He’s loud, he’s proud, and he’s not afraid to show it.
My neighbor is an Earth Scorcher. He dances in his yard every morning and sings show tunes.
My friend’s boyfriend is an Earth Scorcher. He wore a dress to the football game and got a standing ovation.
My uncle is an Earth Scorcher. He tried to kiss my grandma and failed.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An Earth Scorcher is a man who’s so gay, he could scorch the Earth with his personality alone. He’s dramatic, he’s bold, and he’s not afraid to be extra.
My teacher is an Earth Scorcher. He wears a crown to class and talks to the plants.
My brother’s best friend is an Earth Scorcher. He cried when he got a C on his math test.
My dad’s friend is an Earth Scorcher. He tried to start a band called ‘The Pink Penguins.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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