earth people
Earth people are the ones who don’t need a group to keep them from dying of alcoholism. They’re the ones who think a beer is a snack, not a life sentence.
My neighbor is a earth person. He drinks every night and still shows up to work.
The guy who bought the whole bar a round and still paid for it is a earth person.
My brother’s a earth person. He drinks and drives and still thinks it’s a good idea.