earth people

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Earth people are the ones who don’t need a meeting to stay sober. They’re the ones who can drink a whole keg and still remember their own name.
I saw an earth person at the bar. He drank 10 shots and still knew where his keys were.
My cousin’s a earth person. He’s been sober for 20 years and still drinks wine on Sundays.
The guy who yelled at the bartender for giving him the wrong beer is a earth person.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Earth people are the ones who don’t need a group to keep them from dying of alcoholism. They’re the ones who think a beer is a snack, not a life sentence.
My neighbor is a earth person. He drinks every night and still shows up to work.
The guy who bought the whole bar a round and still paid for it is a earth person.
My brother’s a earth person. He drinks and drives and still thinks it’s a good idea.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Earth people are the ones who don’t need help to forget their problems. They’re the ones who can drink and still think they’re the best at everything.
The man who drank 12 beers and still won the trivia night is a earth person.
My uncle is a earth person. He drinks and still thinks he’s the king of the world.
The guy who tried to fight the bouncer after getting kicked out is a earth person.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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