earth molding
The only thing a 37-year-old man can do, but he can’t even do it right and still thinks he’s the best.
He tells his coworker, 'I’m the best earth molder in the company.' His coworker says, 'You’re the worst.'
He posts on Instagram, 'Earth molding is my life. Also, my only life.' His followers say, 'We get it.'
He sends his dad a DM, 'I’m still doing earth molding. I just can’t figure it out.' His dad replies, 'You’ve never figured it out.'