earth molding

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The only thing a 37-year-old man thinks he's good at, but it's just a fancy way of saying he's stuck in a job he can't escape.

He texts his mom, 'I think I finally got earth molding right.' She replies, 'You’ve been doing it wrong for 15 years.'

At the coffee shop, he tells the barista, 'I'm gonna be the best earth molder ever.' The barista just sighs and adds extra sugar to his coffee.

He DMs his ex, 'I’m still earth molding. I just don’t know how to make it pay.' She replies, 'You never did.'

A 37-year-old man's excuse for why he can’t do anything else, even though he’s been doing the same thing for 15 years.

He says, 'I can’t get a new job. I’m too good at earth molding.' His boss says, 'You’re too bad at it.'

He tweets, 'Earth molding is my passion. Also, my only skill.' His followers reply, 'We know.'

He texts his friend, 'I’m still doing earth molding. I can’t even do that right.' His friend replies, 'You’re like a broken machine.'

The only thing a 37-year-old man can do, but he can’t even do it right and still thinks he’s the best.

He tells his coworker, 'I’m the best earth molder in the company.' His coworker says, 'You’re the worst.'

He posts on Instagram, 'Earth molding is my life. Also, my only life.' His followers say, 'We get it.'

He sends his dad a DM, 'I’m still doing earth molding. I just can’t figure it out.' His dad replies, 'You’ve never figured it out.'