Earth Jerk - You get dug up by a girl and stuck in a hole like a piece of

You get dug up by a girl and stuck in a hole like a piece of meat. She then rubs your junk until it feels like it’s on fire.

I got Earth Jerked at the mall and now I hate escalators.

My friend got Earth Jerked by his crush and started singing nursery rhymes.

I got Earth Jerked by my neighbor and now my yard smells like a dead rat.