Earth Jerk

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A girl digs a hole and you lie in it like a stupid idiot. She then fills it up so only your hard cock is sticking out and gives you the worst head of your life.
My friend got Earth Jerked by his crush and cried like a baby.
I was Earth Jerked in the middle of a math test and failed.
My brother got Earth Jerked by his teacher and now he hates Mondays.
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You get buried in dirt up to your waist by a girl. She then takes your flaccid penis and jerks it like it’s a broken toy.
At the park, I got Earth Jerked by a girl wearing a cat costume.
During lunch, my friend got Earth Jerked by his crush and spilled his soup.
I got Earth Jerked in my mom’s garden and now it’s full of dirt.
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You get dug up by a girl and stuck in a hole like a piece of meat. She then rubs your junk until it feels like it’s on fire.
I got Earth Jerked at the mall and now I hate escalators.
My friend got Earth Jerked by his crush and started singing nursery rhymes.
I got Earth Jerked by my neighbor and now my yard smells like a dead rat.
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