earth a toilet - When you take a leak and drop a deuce on the earth like it’s

When you take a leak and drop a deuce on the earth like it’s your personal trash can and you’re just being polite

I peed on the ground like I was doing the earth a favor.

I let my poop fall on the sidewalk like it was a big thank you.

I took a leak in the park and said it was a nice spot.