earth a toilet

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When you take a leak and let it go on the ground like it's your personal trash can
I peed on the park like it was my own toilet.
I dropped a deuce on the sidewalk and walked away like I owned the place.
I took a leak in the middle of the mall and laughed like it was the best joke ever.
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When you treat the earth like a toilet and don’t care if it smells or looks like a disaster
I peed in the woods and didn’t even wipe.
I let my poop hit the ground and walked off like I was royalty.
I took a leak in the middle of the street and didn’t even look up.
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When you mess up the earth so bad it feels like it’s crying from all the pee and poop
I peed on the grass and it looked like it was crying.
I let my poop drop on the ground and it screamed.
I took a leak in the park and it felt like it had a bad day.
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When you take a leak and drop a deuce on the earth like it’s your best friend and you’re just being nice
I peed on the beach like it was my favorite spot.
I let my poop fall on the sidewalk like it was a big hello.
I took a leak in the woods and said hi to the trees.
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When you treat the earth like your own toilet and don’t care if it’s covered in pee and poop
I peed on the floor like it was my own bathroom.
I dropped a deuce in the park and didn’t even look back.
I took a leak in the middle of the street like it was my own toilet.
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When you take a leak and drop a deuce on the earth like it’s your personal trash can and you’re just being polite
I peed on the ground like I was doing the earth a favor.
I let my poop fall on the sidewalk like it was a big thank you.
I took a leak in the park and said it was a nice spot.
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