Earstrain
When your ear is so full of wax it's like your brain is stuck in a blender and your mom is yelling at you through your phone while your brother is yelling at your mom.
Your mom: 'Why are you still on the phone? I've been yelling at you for five minutes!'
Your brother: 'I just called you from my pants! Why are you yelling? I can't hear my own thoughts!'
Your phone: 'Call received from your pants. Do you want to answer? No. You're not answering.'