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When your ear wax gets so hot it feels like your ear is melting and your brain is trying to hear what your mom is yelling through your phone while she's also yelling at your brother.
Your mom: 'Why are you still on the phone? I've been yelling at you for five minutes!'
Your brother: 'I just called you from my pants! Why are you yelling? I can't hear my own thoughts!'
Your phone: 'Call received from your pants. Do you want to answer? No. You're not answering.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your ear feels like it's on fire and your brain is trying to translate your mom's loud voice into a language you don't understand while your phone is stuck in your pocket.
Your mom: 'Why are you still on the phone? I've been yelling at you for five minutes!'
Your phone: 'Call received from your pants. Do you want to answer? No. You're not answering.'
Your brother: 'I just called you from my pants! Why are you yelling? I can't hear my own thoughts!'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your ear is so full of wax it's like your brain is stuck in a blender and your mom is yelling at you through your phone while your brother is yelling at your mom.
Your mom: 'Why are you still on the phone? I've been yelling at you for five minutes!'
Your brother: 'I just called you from my pants! Why are you yelling? I can't hear my own thoughts!'
Your phone: 'Call received from your pants. Do you want to answer? No. You're not answering.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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